Ian

His trademark is dancing the Teddy,
Then bragging how he just slept in a beddy,
But just all the same,
She must have been lame,
Compared to Kylie in her special tent Teddy.

Kylie

There once was a bitch from San Fran,
Who talked of nothing else but her man,
But little does she know,
He's home getting a blow,
While she's out in Africa getting a tan.

Dan & Celia

From British Columbia they hail,
A happenin' couple that sure ain't stale,
Bird watching each loves,
Cuddle like two spring doves,
God it's sick, send em back through the mail.

Danny & Emma

But how do I turn on the shower?
I'll help - It'll only take a half hour,
Over heard from Miss White,
To young Danny one night,
And we thought she was some innocent flower.

Alison

An Aussie down under named Ali,
Who's traveling from Zanzi round to Bali,
Got beads in her hair,
To reduce her head care,
Would have been cheaper to do it in Malawi.

Sean

Sleeps in a tent with good ole Josh,
And usually come back half sloshed,
Yes alcohol makes him go flippo,
Guess that's how he started the Hippo Hippo Hippo,
He'll certainly fool no one claiming he is quite posh.

Denise

It's amazing what Aussies will do,
When splashed with bowls of water, a few,
Off comes the shirt,
Perking up, everyone alert,
Now if she took the rest of, THAT'D be a coop.

Zana

Giver of the henna tattoo,
Zana artistically knows what to do,
After doing quite a lot,
She developed a spot,
Now her hands look like a lepers, eeeewwwwww!

 Marcelle

Once traveled a girl named Marcelle,
Whose toilet and makeup bad did swell,
Someone pulled on her leg,
And asked " Which came first, the chicken or the egg",
Her reply prompted cries of "What the hell?"

 Franca & Rene

The Dutch don't hair from Amsterdam,
But that Rene he's certainly the ham,
During lunch every day,
H leaves Franca to play,
With awful mystery meat, also know as spam.

Wendy

Amarula can do some crazy things,
Just ask Wendy, whose head probably still pings,
From mixing it with hot chocolate
And drinking a whole lot of it,
I bet that much makes her breath ming.

Gaye

She's assured us there is no doubt,
As to the prowess of her belching out,
But believe me it's true,
I've heard it, have you?
Sends a man to his knees for a pout.

Deb

A blonde with a bag full of drugs,
Sure to rid you of any sick bugs,
As a nurse Deb's seen it all,
Even women with hairy balls,
Wonder if she's ever given them a tug

Rory

Our fearless leader's name sounds like Cory,
Drives out truck, some might call it a lorry,
Sounds fine you might think,
But he'd rather drive pink,
And have Swedish girls yell in bed "Oh Rory!"

George

When out on the town in Zanzibar,
Our Kenyan cook George strolled down not too far,
Looking for a good time,
His hair stylin' quite fine,
But he forgot his shoes to get into the bar.

Josh

Up late every night he's the last to go to bed,
But what is he doing, writing journal or playing dead,
Doesn't explain about Marcelle,
And one late late night, please do tell!
I bet Kylie's dying to know, but their mouths are clos-ed.

Marcelle (2)

Flirt with the Guerba boys did Marcelle,
Trying so hard to flog their big swell
Rory, Danny said no,
Ian, Josh said, Ho!
And Sean just said go to Hell.

sorry, I had to put that one in too...all in good humor, my dear...hee heee.